Dec
22
2013

"But if you really MUST deliver feedback to me personally, then I recommend the following ritual. Arrange a bunch of laptops in a circle, all pointing inward and running Namco High at the same time. Sit in the middle of the circle, and hold a flickering candle in each hand. Then whisper my name, picture a horse, and wet yourself gently. I believe you will find the results of this procedure to be spiritually profound, if also fake."

Andrew Hussie is the weirdest webcomic creator. It’s so great.

Aug
8
2013

"Canada’s the best country in the world."

Justin Bieber

Aug
8
2013

"I want to get married before I’m 30. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then."

Lindsay Lohan

Aug
8
2013

"How can you not like Britney Spears?"

Lindsay Lohan

Aug
8
2013

"My motto is: Live every day to the fullest - in moderation."

Lindsay Lohan

May
23
2013

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."

William Shakespeare

May
23
2013

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves."

William Shakespeare

Jul
31
2012

"I go through life thinking it’s all going to end tomorrow."

Daniel Wroughton Craig

(Source: imdb.com)

Jul
23
2012

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?"

Ernest Hemmingway

Jul
22
2012

"I like being kept in the dark myself. You know, like mushrooms: Keep ‘em in the dark and feed ‘em shit. See, I think that’s an enjoyable vegetable to be."

Christian Charles Philips Bale

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